Your Match.com Profile of the Day

well this is my first time doing this [VIRGIN ALERT! VIRGIN ALERT!] so i hope i do this right [um, yeah, good luck with that] well i am hopping [on one foot? up and down?] to find an honest caring girl [aren't girls under 18? perv] somebody that wants to do thing toghther who like sports and go to games sometimes and also like nascar like all types of music country, rock, oldeies [wha?], easy listing irish music [like easy listing on Craig's list? Or is the Irish music easy listening?] and so on excpet for rap and heavy meatall [what's wrong with meat?] i like the METS ISLANDERS JETS [this would be why I can't route for these teams] dosn't bother me what team you like [but it bothers me that you can't flipping spell] i like to shop [seriously? Shop? Like at cute little boutiques in Soho? Please.] travel cook sit around [wow! hey, guys, look, someone who will sit around with me! Thank God because all those other guys who have real lives and activities bore me! Do you think he has a special chair in which he does all this sitting around in?] and wacth tv or a movie [wow. unique. original] like to hang out with my brothers and play cards like to try things [what kinds of things are you trying with your brothers? Creepy!] i belong to the fre department [the free department? Like in a yard sale when, on Sunday afternoon, you give up, stick a free sign on your s*&% and leave it outside?] and during the summer i race to [do you race to the couch so you can sit around, play cards, and "try things" with your brothers?] don't really like te bar or the clubs but i would go if we go in a group [oh, here we go, has to be attended, can't fly solo] i am hoping to find someone were we could talk to each other [where we could talk to each other?] and say thing to each other [correct me if I am wrong, but if you are talking to each other, don't you say stuff to each other?] and to help each other out on what every is bothering each other who will listen [no one is listening dude. No one. Because you have no idea how to construct a coherent thought!]